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Max Kaehn ([personal profile] mithriltabby) wrote2011-03-06 06:07 pm
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I have seen too many pharmaceutical adverts today

Do you suffer from ennui, creeping malaise, or a nameless existential dread?

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Cthulhex™ is not for everyone. Known side effects of Cthulhex™ include unusual dreams, dissociation, and mania. If you experience any of these, make an appointment to see your physician.

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