I have seen too many pharmaceutical adverts today

[mithriltabby]

Do you suffer from ennui, creeping malaise, or a nameless existential dread?

Talk to your doctor about Cthulhex™. Cthulhex™ has released thousands from the drudgery of their daily lives and opened up new vistas of excitement. 87% of regular Cthulhex™ users report that new paths have opened up for them that they could not have previously imagined.

Cthulhex™ is not for everyone. Known side effects of Cthulhex™ include unusual dreams, dissociation, and mania. If you experience any of these, make an appointment to see your physician.

Comments

[random-girl.livejournal.com]

...or high priest, immediately.

[taeriel.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Cute. I like it.

Yes, there do seem to be too many of those ads on TV lately. And I really have to wonder, when the list of side effects takes up more time than the 'here's why our drug is good for you' part of the ad...

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Is this from the same pharmaceutical company that makes Elder Sign (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M)?

[mithriltabby]

Doubtless!