Department of Zen Corrections, continued

[mithriltabby]

• The full moon ceremony does not involve baring the buttocks of any of the sangha.
• The full moon ceremony does not involve baring the buttocks of the Buddha.
• Dharma transmission does not require a “dharma antenna”.
• The Sanskrit sūtras do not contain hidden plans for a dharma antenna, based on principles taught by ancient astronauts.
• I do not know how to extract the secret plans for a dharma antenna from the sūtras.

Comments

[the-weregamer.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Ken Hite knows about the Suppressed Dharma Transmission and how the Illuminati stole the plans for the Dharma Antenna?

[mithriltabby]

Hmmm... Suppressed Dharma Transmission would be a good title for a “Buddhist ideas for game masters to rip off” collection, which could include the notion for using dharma protectors in a game...

[rhylar.livejournal.com]

"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him" does not mean that you should bury anti-monk mines on all the roads in the land.

Tommy guns are not the weapon of the enlightened, just because they sound like "buddha, buddha, buddha.."

Master Baizhang Huaihai did not say "A day without work, a day without pants"