Department of Zen Corrections, continued

• The full moon ceremony does not involve baring the buttocks of any of the sangha.
• The full moon ceremony does not involve baring the buttocks of the Buddha.
• Dharma transmission does not require a “dharma antenna”.
• The Sanskrit sūtras do not contain hidden plans for a dharma antenna, based on principles taught by ancient astronauts.
• I do not know how to extract the secret plans for a dharma antenna from the sūtras.