Department of Zen Corrections, continued

[mithriltabby]

• It is not the custom of monks to ride Mardi Gras floats, shouting “show me your Zen” and throwing prayer beads.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, you are not supposed to kill him for his treasure and XP.
• The Three Jewels are not the Buddha’s treasure type.
• There is no such thing as a Half-Buddha, Dire Buddha, or Werebuddha.

Comments

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

Is there any form of undead-Buddha?

[mithriltabby]

There is a fine tradition of monks dying sitting up...

[the-weregamer.livejournal.com]

But if I apply the Celestial template to the Buddha, he gains two hit dice and a "Smite Evil" once a da.....OUCH!

[caprine.livejournal.com]

This is quite delightful. Permission to post to metaquotes?

I am going to buy that t-shirt.

[mithriltabby]

Go right ahead!

I bought the tote bag. Now I just need an excuse to carry something to the sangha in it...

I’m currently thinking I should find a design for Buddhist prayer beads and make up some using glitzy Mardi Gras-style beads.

So no chance of a diablo 3, budda edition then?

[yanfali.livejournal.com]

Re: So no chance of a diablo 3, budda edition then?

[mithriltabby]

Well, if they can put My Little Pony into Skyrim as a replacement for dragons...