Department of Zen Corrections, continued

• It is not the custom of monks to ride Mardi Gras floats, shouting “show me your Zen” and throwing prayer beads.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, you are not supposed to kill him for his treasure and XP.
• The Three Jewels are not the Buddha’s treasure type.
• There is no such thing as a Half-Buddha, Dire Buddha, or Werebuddha.