Pssst. Spread this meme.

[mithriltabby]

Some Harry Potter-reading kids refer to Wal-Mart as “Waldemort, the Store that Must Not be Named.” I think this is worthy of addition to the usual set of mutated names for franchises (such as Shub-Waggurath, the Black Beast of the Burbs With a Thousand Sandwiches, aka Shubway).