Kung Fu politics!

[mithriltabby]

This one is just too funny: You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, but can you defeat the 1000 styles of Rumsfeld?

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[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

Marvellous! But I won't really respect him until he can emit the Bruce Lee noise.

[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...using martial arts to decide who our leaders are. This has potential.

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[mithriltabby]

It’d be more interesting than listening to them lie about their records and their plans during speeches and debates. I’ve given up paying attention to anything but a politician’s record.

Rumsfeld is also apparently quite the poet, too.

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[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

I'm just thinking of the potential pay-per-view profits.

"Ultimate Fighting presents....Bloodmatch Presidential Debate!"

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[mithriltabby]

Didn’t the masked wrestler who got elected in Japan keep his mask on in his local assembly? Aha! He wore a new dark-colored mask with the prefectural emblem instead of the flashy masks he usually wears in the ring to show respect for the assembly.

[aemccurry.livejournal.com]

Celebrity Death Match, the Politician Specials! Only real, not claymation. Hell, politicians already cater to the lowest common denominator...