What dark pacts did Bush make, anyway?

[mithriltabby]

Apparently, Bush isn’t allowed to let his feet touch the Earth. Is the soil of America going to devour him if he breaks this geas? What dark pacts has the guy been making?

Comments

[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

He might have struck a bargain with the same kind of critters Joe Kennedy dealt with. And since he doesn't have any sons to enter into the political arena, he had to strike this bargain instead.

[daehith.livejournal.com]

Scary! Why do I suddenly feel like we're in ancient Rome?

*mentally upgrades Bush from "willing puppet of raving power-hungry lunatics" status to "the aforementioned...and completely mad" status*

[daehith.livejournal.com]

...if he takes up the fiddle or starts talking to horses, I'm emigrating.

[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

I still keep my eyes and ears open about opportunities overseas just in case things get absolutely nuts in this country.

[grandmoffdavid.livejournal.com]

Not to be incredibly geeky, but I'm going to do it anyway. This sounds like one of the Urbanomancers from Unknown Armies. Whenever they touch unpaved (or uncovered) earth, they loose all the magical energies they've accumulated. Makes you think...

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Deep friiied poodle! Getcher deep friiiied poodle right here! You CAN'T pass it up!

Perhaps a Geasa-Break Black Ops mission is in order, where various members could induce him to break whatever geas he's got going. Three people in red jackets could beat him to every doorway, a single man or woman could ask admission to the White House after sunset, they could tip over his water glasses, etc.

It's obvious Cheney's geas isn't against killing birds. Pity, really.