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[mithriltabby]

A little something that divertimento turned up from Whiskey Bar: Free Thinking in a Dirty Glass:

I, Republican

The three laws:

1. A Republican may not injure a corporation, or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.
2. A Republican must obey the orders given it by corporations except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

I’m hoping that one of these days, the rank and file of the Republican party will be sufficiently dissatisfied with their leadership that they can get back to their traditions of fiscal conservatism and states’ rights. I’m getting cognitive dissonance from having a Republican government pumping up the deficit while the Democrats are trying to rein it in...