Help me caption this picture

[mithriltabby]

After I created the userpic on the left for cmccurry, I decided I need one for commenting on current events as well. But I’m having trouble deciding on a good caption, and kind of curious about the LJ polling mechanism...

[Poll #291446]

Or, if you come up with something better, just suggest it in a comment and I’ll see if I can edit the poll to add the option...

Comments

[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

Maybe not, but I have another idea. Get color coded stupidity alerts and broadcast them.

"The House Anti-Studpidity Department issued a Code Red: Rampant idiocy. People are advised to take cover in local libraries and read a book or two."

[mithriltabby]

Hmmm... so we could have different alert levels:

• At condition Red, White, and Blue (Happy Bunny grinning on an American flag background), the country is in excellent shape with trustworthy leadership and a bright future. I can’t think of any time within my lifetime this condition would be set.
• At condition Green, Happy Bunny is grinning and commenting on business as usual.
• At condition Yellow, Happy Bunny is pointing out stupidity.
• At condition Orange, he’s holding his nose against the smell
• At condition Red, he has his ears covered to avoid hearing more inanity.